You realize you're getting old when...

David Lettermen has his nightly "Top 10 List". I will have my own.

Here's my Top-10 List "You know you're getting old when..."

1. Your waistline expands inexplicably and the pants in your closet no longer fit
2. You get invited to more weddings than birthday parties
3. The birthday parties that you get invited to are at MacDonald's - they're your friends' kids'
4. You pretend to be interested when your married friends start talking about how smart their kids are.
5. You go to a club and you find it noisy and stuffy
6. You go to Karaoke and immeidately go to the menu "Selection by Artist". There's no hope you'll find a song you know in the "Pop Charts" section
7. You'll have no friends after you lose your mobile phone because you no longer remember anyone's phone number in your head
8. You forget people's names 5 minutes after you meet them.
9. You go to a University event and you're the oldest alumni there.

And last but not least...

10. When you open the paper everyday, the first thing you do is to check the Lottery results, hoping for a miracle.

Damn, missed by 6 numbers again. Better luck next time.